A woman accused of pulling a crack cocaine smoking device from a place usually reserved for sexy time, has been arrested.
Stuart, Florida police jailed Patricia Tooley, 52, on 3 charges after the 9/24 incident. She apparently retrieved a scorched crackpipe from her lady parts and handed it to a sergeant.
It was around 2am when a man reported hearing a commotion outside his trailer. The man peeked through his vertical blinds and saw 2 ladies involved in a donnybrook.
The curious gentleman reportedly heard Tooley yell “Five-O!!”
He then indicated that Tooley lowered her Yeezy sweatpants and “insert(ed) something inside of her,” according to an affidavit.
Tooley told police she was chatting with a friend when another person came along and a tussle ensued.
P. Tooley was arrested and taken to the Martin County Jail, where police were treated to the worst kind of show-and-tell when she “removed a glass cylindrical object from inside of her ... and turned it over to (a sergeant)."
The pipe was clearly well-used, and was identified by authorities as a crack cocaine smoking device.
Tooley was jailed on charges of secreting contraband into a correctional facility, possession of drug paraphernalia, and disorderly conduct.