An Oregon man was allegedly caught having sexual relations with a chicken. Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, was arrested and booked into Jackson County Jail, earlier this week, on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and disorderly conduct. He was also found with a quantity of crystal meth when arrested for violating the chicken.
Court documents allege Woltmon "unlawfully and for the purpose of arousing and gratifying the sexual desire of a person [touched or contacted] the sex organs of a chicken."
This story begs the question: Which came first?
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