Security guards have a tough job. As professionals, they exist in the gray area somewhere between dog catcher and police officer.
You see these community protectors in the mall, bowling alley, and parking lot. Security guards give us a sense of calm and let us be our drunked up selves at concerts, movies, and bar mitzvahs.
But guess what? Security guards fart. They fart like the wind. It was only a matter of time until one of these uniformed heroes documented their passages, in a controlled environment.
Most of a fart is art, and this gentleman of culture is proof of that.